Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
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If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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