Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
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The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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