Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless