Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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