The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
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We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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