Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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