you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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