her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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