im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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