well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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