I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
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Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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