There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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