these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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