It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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