Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
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