when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Randomize