i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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