I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I would fuck him just for his dog
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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