The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
The air was thick with penises
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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