He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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