No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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