I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
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At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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