Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
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Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
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ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
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You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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