Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
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You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Pooping to opera.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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