he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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