mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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