True but thats because hes a fetus.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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