toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Dear god my vagina.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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