This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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