cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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