I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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