Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
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Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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