Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
well you can't waste a boner
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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