If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.