What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character