Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
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I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.