1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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