As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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