who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Less talking, more tequila
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
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Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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