I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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