I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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