So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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