omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
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It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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