so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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