sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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