The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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