either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
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I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
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I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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