Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
