Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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