Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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