playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
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I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
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