My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Randomize
