Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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