Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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