oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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