Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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