I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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