He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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