You're so nebulous sometimes
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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