Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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