apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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