Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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